Just the title “Heaven Buy And Buy” is great, and the
song comes on strong like the best garage tune. It’s like some heavenly and
twisted garage gospel, with lines like “Did
you bring your wallet/Did you bring your gun/Driving out the devil with the
word of Jesus/Satan’s on the run” and “Getting
down with Jesus out on the floor.” It’s like intelligent, witty folks took
over the revival tent. Write ‘em a check and dance your pious ass off.
That’s followed by “Apartment 34,” which is a total
fucking delight, describing the questionable inhabitants of a certain abode. I
love the humor of this song’s lyrics. Check out these lines: “They have a thing for old Camaros/That ain’t
running anymore/And if you’re wondering what that smell is/That’d be apartment
34/Daddy rarely wears a
T-shirt/Except for metal bands he likes/Sometimes you’ll see him on the
highway/Riding a Little Mermaid bike.” This song is just so much bloody fun,
which of course will come as no surprise to fans of this band. Most of their
material (perhaps all of it?) is so enjoyable.
The CD’s title track, “Coulda Shoulda Woulda,” has
something of a raw bite mixed with classic rock and roll vibes. Jeff Walls
plays guitar on it. That one is followed by one of personal my favorites, “Jump
In The River.” It has something of a traditional folk flavor mixed with gospel
and country, but with a sharp edge. Lawyer Dave delivers lead vocals on this
track, and he really belts out the lyrics. “Sometimes
I get lonesome/Sometimes I’m get down/Sometimes I get the big idea/I’m gonna
jump in the river and drown.” And these lines crack me up every time: “And when I prayed to Jesus/He said jump in
the river and drown.” Oh man, you know things are rough when even your
savior tells you to give it up.
“Marijuana, The Devil’s Flower” is a delightful, old-time
country tune about the dangers and evils of marijuana. This is actually a cover
of a tune that was originally recorded by Mr. Sunshine And His Guitar Pickers
in the 1950s. But Holly’s style is such that I could believe she wrote it. In
fact, I thought the line “Hold your head
up high and just say no” was a humorous nod to Nancy Reagan. But no, that
line was in the original. Perhaps Nancy and the other idiots got it from this
song? Who knows? What I do know is that this is a fun track, and I love the way
Holly plays with the word “grave,”
making the idea of being sent to one’s grave kind of light and amusing.
Holly sounds so sweet and innocent on “What He Does,” a
kind of mellow folk/country number offering a warning about a man. “He’ll charm you, I know/He’s hard to
refuse/And then he’ll come on home/That’s what he’ll do.” Holly and Lawyer
Dave return to their own brand of gospel for the Sunday morning tune “No
Judgment Day,” in which they sing, “No,
there ain’t no guardian angel/Ain’t no savior on the way/Ain’t no hell or
heaven waiting/And there ain’t gonna be no judgment day.” Amen! And that
song is followed by a song that I will be adding to my Christmas play list.
It’s called “Christmas Is A Lie,” and it has a sweet and pleasant vibe, even as
they sing, “You keep believing/I just don’t
buy/The shit you’re selling/This Christmas is a lie.” It ends with a little
“Jingle Bells” tease, before the final dissonant chord happily destroys it.
CD Track List
- Heaven Buy And Buy
- Apartment 34
- Coulda Shoulda Woulda
- Jump In The River
- Jackhammer
- Marijuana, The Devil’s Flower
- Little Mule
- What He Does
- Karate
- Lonesome Grave
- No Judgment Day
- Christmas Is A Lie
Coulda Woulda
Shoulda is scheduled to be released on CD on October 16, 2015 on
Transdreamer Records.
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