The album opens with "Halloween Train," which begins with a train whistle. Laurie sings, "All aboard, choo choo," backed by several children's voices. "Fly like a bat, come in from the rain/Let's get on the Halloween train." And, hey, it's not just bats and children on this train. A couple of black cats, a few spiders, and four ghosts make their way on. But no worries, the ghosts don't take up much space. That's followed by "What Am I Gonna Be (For Halloween)." That's the big question, isn't it? I bet I'm not the only one who puts off making the decision until it's too late to put together anything really spectacular. "Wait, I've got a great idea/I'll wear a suit all made of fur," Laurie sings. That is a great idea. That's what I'll do. This is a fun number. Laurie has children joining her on this one too. And there is a horn section, adding to the enjoyment. David Mann is on saxophone, and Trevor Neumann is on trumpet. Brady Rymer plays bass on these first two tracks.
"I Picked One Pumpkin" has a nice folk song sound. Laurie performs this one solo on guitar, and her vocals have a bright, friendly, and pretty sound. "I picked one pumpkin from the meadow/And the scarecrow waved at me/The crow said caw/And the moon shone bright/I picked one pumpkin from the meadow that night." On each verse she picks more pumpkins (the crow interestingly keeping track), until, you guessed it, there are no more pumpkins. But what you might not guess is that then the song turns into a strange dance number for pumpkins, with hand claps. "All those pumpkins came alive!" That's followed by "Peek-A-Boo Ghost," a totally delightful number. The kids are particularly cute here, giggling and singing. And the band adds some traditionally haunting sounds at certain moments. "It's okay, 'cause I know who/It's a peek-a-boo ghost playing peek-a-boo." The track ends with children's laughter.
"I'm the biggest monster that you've ever seen/My eyes are purple and my teeth are green/I'm big and I'm scary, you know what I mean," Laurie sings at the beginning of "Monster Boogie." And then this monster introduces her own dance, and encourages everyone to join in. Yes, it's another fun number, and it ends with a roar. Then "Which Witch" has a pleasant, kind of sweet vibe. "Which witch was which/I just couldn't tell/Hocus pocus, they must have cast a spell." Brady Rymer plays bass on this track, delivering some good work. This one contains some nice stuff on drums too, and ends with chimes (as it began). That's followed by "Trick Or Treat." The first line is "Today's my favorite holiday," and I'm totally on board. What other holiday even comes close? This is a ridiculously cheerful number about that wonderful tradition. Sometimes I still want to knock on strangers' doors and ask for candy, and not just on Halloween. I always loved that moment just before I was handed the candy, when the possibilities were exciting and seemingly endless.
"Choc-o-lot In My Pock-o-lot" is one of the disc's highlights, in part because of the delicious, jazzy vibe. This one too features a horn section, including Andrew Maroco on trumpet, Joe Ruddick on baritone saxophone, and Kevin Sztam on trombone. This one also features some really nice work on keys. I've left a piece of chocolate in my pocket, and here in Los Angeles that is just not a good idea. It led to me later discovering a little packet of brown water in my pocket. Laurie is clearly having a great time here, this track featuring a playful and fun vocal approach. And the results are excellent. That's followed by the old traditional children's number "The Itsy Bitsy Spider," which Laurie performs solo on acoustic guitar. She adds little comments, such as "Oh no" after the line "And washed the spider out."
It's been ages since I've thought about hayrides, but I remember those being fun when I was a kid, and a different kind of fun when I was like thirteen. Laurie Berkner's "Hayride" song is, of course, about the more innocent hayride, and she is joined by children on vocals. And there are hand claps. "Bump bump bumpity bump." The pace picks up toward the end, and then slows down again. I love that this track ends with people shouting "Hello." That's followed by "Moon Moon Moon," which is all about the vocals. This track features some pretty vocal work. "Moon moon moon, I can see/Moon moon moon, you're taking care of me." Then "The Owls" has a gentle, sweet vibe. This is another song that includes counting as part of its progress. You know: first one owl, then two, then three. "Now all of the owls were resting in bed."
"What Falls In The Fall?" features Adam Bernstein on bass and Joe Ruddick on piano backing Laurie's vocals and guitar work. This song is about the season, about the leaves changing. It's a beautiful folk song, and it contains some really good work on bass. It's one of my personal favorites. "What falls in the fall?/Temperatures fall/Down, down, down, down, down/It's when the summer ends/You've got to hug your friends." That's followed by "Waiting For The Elevator - Halloween." This is a song that Laurie included on an earlier album, but this version features Halloween-related creatures entering at each of the various floors. The cat from the earlier version still is allowed on, which makes some sense, as well as the alligator, which makes less sense. And there is an adorable children's part to this song. Then we are treated to a Dance Remix version of "Monster Boogie." It has a pop sound, and the vocals have a different sound as well. It would be fun to hear this song at a club. I think someone should make that happen. The album then concludes with "Peek-A-Boo Ghost (Reprise)," a short track with just vocals and laughter. Are you ready for Halloween now?
CD Track List
- Halloween Train
- What Am I Gonna Be (For Halloween)
- I Picked One Pumpkin
- Peek-A-Boo Ghost
- Monster Boogie
- Which Witch
- Trick Or Treat
- Choc-o-lot In My Pock-o-lot
- The Itsy Bitsy Spider
- Hayride
- Moon Moon Moon
- The Owls
- What Falls In The Fall?
- Waiting For The Elevator - Halloween
- Monster Boogie (Dance Remix)
- Peek-A-Boo Ghost (Reprise)
A Laurie Berkner Halloween was released on CD on August 28, 2026 on Two Tomatoes Records.
















































