Ben Tatar And The Tatar Tots: "The Kids' Table" (2026) CD Review

Ben Tatar And The Tatar Tots continue their delicious tradition of singing only about food on their new release, The Kids' Table. The kids' table, of course, is always the fun table at holiday gatherings, the table with the most joy, the most noise, and likely the most spills. The band captures the fun of that table in the original songs of this album. And just as a side note, what other bands can you think of that have a theme to their material? There is The Baseball Project, of course, all their songs being about baseball. The Zambonis sing about hockey. The Firkins sing about beer. There is also The Legendary Ten Seconds, singing about Richard the Third. Any others? Anyway, this album is a treat for anyone who likes both music and food, regardless of which table he or she ends up at during holiday feasts. The band is made up of Ben Tatar on vocals, acoustic guitar, trombone, trumpet, keyboards, glockenspiel and banjo; Jon Gould on electric guitar; Cory Biggerstaff on bass; Kurt Lubbe on drums; and Anthony Bruno on saxophone and clarinet. Cameron Tatar and Everleigh Tatar provide some vocals.

The Kids' Table opens with its title track, which has a good rock sound, with a steady beat, at its start. "I have dreams/Of cakes and ice creams," Ben sings at the beginning. Soon the song kicks in. "And I recall/The flavor of it all/The aromas wafting down the hall/Assembling the group." We all have memories like those, don't we? And certain smells, certain tastes, take us back. "Save a spot at the kids' table for me," he sings, a certain amount of excitement in his voice. The horns respond. It's a fun number, featuring some nice work on bass, and that instrumental section in the second half is wonderful. That's followed by "Jumping Beans," a song that in its first moments promises to be a fun one, with the great rhythm. I love the drums on this track, and the song feels like a dance. A silly dance, to be sure, but aren't all dances delightfully silly dances? "Jumping beans are coming to town/Up, down, left and right/Jumping beans are out of sight/My jumps are sky high/Everybody jump, no reason why." And then he sings, "Everybody join in the fun." That's a key line, not just to this catchy song, but the whole album. For this is fun, and it encourages all of us listening to have fun too.

The rhythm is a big part of the appeal of "Put A Little Ranch On It" too, a big part of its fun. And the song mentions the band in its lyrics: "Put a little ranch on it/It's good on cucs and carrots too/Makes Tatar Tots a happy crew." Of course, that now makes me wonder if these musicians are covering themselves in ranch dressing. No judgment. Whatever you enjoy. This song has a cool vibe, and these guys wouldn't lose that sense of cool even if they were covered in Russian or Catalina dressing. The fun continues with "Pass It On Down The Line," which has a delightful jazzy vibe and a totally delicious rhythm. It's a song about wanting a hot dog, and the title makes me think he's ordering the hot dog at the ball park and his seat is in the middle of a row. The clarinet work here is absolutely wonderful, the heart of this piece. This is one of my personal favorites (and I don't even like hot dogs).

There is more of a folk sound at the beginning of "Pictures Of Food," and the first lines made me laugh out loud the first time I put on this disc: "Scrolling through my mama's phone/That's what she gets for leaving me alone." This song is adorable. "A picture of a menu, and a picture of my dad/Then ten to twenty pictures of a dinner that they had." Those lines remind me of comedian Lachlan Patterson's bit about how photos used to tell a story, used to have meaning, while now we take pictures of food and clothing we think of purchasing. And, in fact, this song's second verse mentions clothes: "Here's a picture he took yesterday/Of a shirt he didn't buy/Ten pictures of the same thing/In case my sister blinked an eye." Perhaps Ben Tatar heard that same comedy routine. And in this song he talks about how we all do it, how we all take pointless and numerous photos of completely uninteresting subjects. The band then gets into a rock sound with "The Candy Dance," a song in which Ben Tatar asks, "What kind of candy is your, what kind of candy is your, what kind of candy is your favorite?" There is a dance associated with each candy. I'm partial to milk chocolate and white chocolate. I used to buy one-pound bags of M&Ms, back when such a thing existed. Now there is much less than a pound in those bags, and yet they cost more than twice what they used to. That's progress. I don't buy them anymore. Too expensive. Anyway, this fun song encourages dancing.

"Get ready to act out the foods in this song, and in the end let's see who can do them all at once," Ben Tatar tells us at the beginning of "All The Cooks In The Kitchen." I love the playful aspect of these songs, heard in lines like "Flip a pancake with your foot/That's a thing to do." Hmm, I'm guessing if I tried to do that, that would end up being a pancake I wouldn't be eating. But I'm digging this song. It features nice stuff from the brass section. "Crack an egg with your armpit." That's followed by "Five Second Rule," another jazzy delight, moving at a fast pace. "One hot potato jumped off my plate/But the timer starts when it hits the floor/Better be quick if you want some more." And how could anyone not love the moment when he says, "Cue the sad trombone"? The band gets a little funky for the album's final number, "Boogie On The Cookie." "There's a boogie on the cookie, oh yeah/There's jam on my bread." Yup, this is fun. And silly. And it features some good work from the horns.

CD Track List

1. The Kids' Table
2. Jumping Beans
3. Put A Little Ranch On It
4. Pass It On Down The Line
5. Pictures Of Food
6. The Candy Dance
7. All The Cooks In The Kitchen
8. Five Second Rule
9. Boogie On The Cookie

The Kids' Table is scheduled to be released on November 20, 2026 (just in time for Thanksgiving).