The album opens with “The Next Big Thing,” which begins
with applause, and then with a little pretend berating of a crowd: “I don’t have to be here, you know. I didn’t
have to show up here… This is just a hobby for me. Nothing, you hear? A hobby.”
This song sort of pokes fun at the boasting of rock and rollers, heard in the
vocal approach to the title line, “I’m
the next big thing,” while also possibly claiming that same thing for
themselves. Who knows? After all, for sure this song has a rock hook, and it
does get a bit personal with the (surprising) lines, “I knocked 'em dead in Dallas/And I didn't
pay my dues/Yeah, I knocked 'em dead in Dallas/They didn't know we were Jews.”
There is certainly some humor in the lines, “But I won't be happy/’Til I'm known far and wide/With my face on the
cover/Of the TV Guide,” trading Rolling
Stone for TV Guide. (Dr. Hook’s
“Cover Of Rolling Stone” came out a few years earlier.)
The Dictators follow that with a funny, cool rendition of
the Sonny And Cher hit “I Got You Babe,” a great, loud, messy version. Sure,
it’s a large part sarcasm, but still, they’re taking the time to play the song,
so there must be some earnestness there. And I love the way they sing the “I got you to hold my hand/And I got you to
understand/I got you to walk with me/And I got you to talk with me” part,
which includes some kissing sounds after the line “I got you to kiss good night.” They also do a seriously fun cover of
the Rivieras’ “California Sun.” “And I’d
what?” “Cha cha cha.” The bonus
tracks include alternate takes of both “I Got You Babe” and “California Sun.”
In “Back To Africa,” they sing about love for a
dark-skinned woman, “Darker than a
chocolate cake now/She wants to be a singer in America/I told her I could give
her a break.” But even more interesting are these lines: “I think that I love you/You're too free to
care/Religion will save you/Civilization's here.” In this one, they also
sing, “Sometimes I wish I were black.”
And then the band follows that perfectly with “Master Race Rock,” a song that
is somehow ridiculous and simultaneously ridiculously fantastic, and is not at
all about skin color, but rather about teenagers. Check out lines like “Country Rock is on the wane/I don't want
music, I want pain!” and “We're the
members of the master race/Got no style and we got no grace/Sleep all night,
sleep all day/Nothing good on TV anyway/Gasoline shortage won't stop me now, oh
no!” Oh yes, teenagers in the seventies! And then “Teengenerate” begins
with some mellow organ at like a dull dinner party or something, before kicking
in using that famous drumbeat from 1960s songs like “Be My Baby.” An alternate
take of “Teengenerate” is included in the bonus tracks, with some playing
around at the beginning. “Weekend” is also about those tough teenage years (“I might know better when I’m older”).
“Two Tub Man” has a silly introduction. But once it gets
going, like a minute in, it’s pretty cool, with a lot of energy and some absurd
lyrics (“I drink Coca cola for
breakfast/I've got Jackie Onassis in my pants/I'm never gonna watch channel 13”)
as well as some playful boasting (“What I
want to do I do/Who I want to screw I screw”). The bonus tracks include a
remixed version of this tune (humorously labeled “Remixed, Over-Produced And
Totally Reimagined”), remixed from the original multi-track source tapes this
summer. Gone is that introduction. (There is a similarly remixed version of
“Weekend” on this disc.)
The original album concluded with “(I Live For) Cars And
Girls,” a fairly straightforward rock number with some 1960s influences (listen
to those backing vocals). “There’s
nothing else in this gosh-darn world except for cars and
good-good-good-good-good girls.” The bonus tracks include a single remix of
“(I Live For) Cars And Girls.”
In addition to the other bonus tracks I’ve already
mentioned, there is an outtake of “Backseat Boogie,” which is a fun, fast-paced
rock and roll tune. “Don’t you think I’m
cool?/Backseat boogie/I don’t follow no rules/Backseat boogie/I don’t go to
school.” There is also an alternate take of “The Next Big Thing,” and an
instrumental version of “Master Race Rock.”
CD Track List
- The Next Big Thing
- I Got You Babe
- Back To Africa
- Master Race Rock
- Teengenerate
- California Sun
- Two Tub Man
- Weekend
- (I Live For) Cars And Girls
- Two Tub Man (Remixed)
- Weekend (Remixed)
- Backseat Boogie (Take 1)
- The Next Big Thing (Take 1)
- I Got You Babe (Take 2)
- Master Race Rock (Instrumental)
- Teengenerate (Alternate Take)
- California Sun (Instrumental)
- (I Live For) Cars And Girls (Single Remix)
Go Girl Crazy! 40th
Anniversary Remastered And Expanded Edition is scheduled to be released on
December 4, 2015 through Real Gone Music.