Recently a close friend
got on a beach party movie kick, and I watched a few of those films with him,
including Muscle Beach Party and even
Ski Party (the latter includes a
delightful performance by James Brown). But somehow I missed How To Stuff A Wild Bikini, which
includes a performance by Buster Keaton (one of his last films), who shockingly
was also in Beach Blanket Bingo and Pajama Party. These movies are actually
a lot of fun, and of course a big part of that is the music. Now Real Gone Music has re-issued the soundtrack to How To Stuff A Wild Bikini, featuring a couple of tracks by The Kingsmen. All but one of the songs on this album were written by Guy Hemric and Jerry Styner. This CD issue features
new liner notes by Tom Pickles, along with a few photos from the film.
The soundtrack to How To Stuff A Wild Bikini opens with
the film’s title track, a goofy, feel-good, cheesy production featuring guys
singing a girl’s measurements, but with an innocence and a total lack of anything
indecent or uncouth. How is that even possible? I’m not sure, but they manage
to pull it off. “Any girl will do as long
as she is a 36-22-36/That’s how you stuff a wild bikini.”
“That’s What I Call A Healthy Girl”
“That’s What I Call A
Healthy Girl” is a much better song, and is a lot of fun. Seriously, I found
myself smiling like an idiot while listening to this. And there might have been
a moment when I started doing the swim, but perhaps I shouldn’t admit that.
That
song is followed by “If It’s Gonna Happen,” a sweet love song with female lead
vocals by Lu Ann Simms. “Maybe the dream
that I dreamed of, now it’s coming true/And baby, if I’m falling in love, I’m
glad that it’s with you.” Sweet, right?
Mickey Rooney
And for pure delightful
silliness, check out “How About Us,” perhaps my favorite track on this CD. It
features a bunch of girls singing lines like, “We got charm, we got looks/We got brains, we read books/We’re the
chicks who know all the tricks/Hey now, how about us?” And it includes a
bit with Mickey Rooney making his choice of chicks. It’s ridiculously fun. Mickey
Rooney sings another fun tune, “Madison Avenue.” I especially love when
the backing vocalists repeat, “Just how
TV ought to be.”
Annette Funicello
Annette Funicello sings a
couple of songs on this album, including “Better Be Ready.” She doesn’t have
the greatest voice, but she has a certain charm and joy, and she uses those to
her advantage, and to ours. “You better
know the words to that familiar old song/Words that say till the end of time/I’ll
be his and he’ll be mine.” Her second song is “The Perfect Boy,” in which
she sings that “The perfect boy doesn’t
have to be a movie star.” He “only
has to be faithful to me.” It’s the backing vocals interacting with her that
really make this song enjoyable.
The Kingsmen
The CD ends with two
tracks by The Kingsmen. The first, “Give Her Lovin,’” is the only song not
written by Guy Hemric and Jerry Styner. It was written by Lynn Easton, and is
one of the album’s best tracks, a groovy and raw rock and roll tune. There is
some seriously cool work on guitar here. The album wraps up with The Kingsmen
tackling the film’s theme. It’s still totally cheesy, of course.
CD Track List
- How To Stuff A Wild Bikini
- That’s What I Call A Healthy Girl
- If It’s Gonna Happen
- How About Us
- The Boy Next Door
- After The Party
- Better Be Ready
- Follow Your Leader
- The Perfect Boy
- Madison Avenue
- Give Her Lovin’
- How To Stuff A Wild Bikini – Reprise
How To Stuff A Wild Bikini Original Soundtrack Album was released
on July 29, 2014 through Real Gone Music.
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